Why not?

YOU GUISE!!!

I have a tumblr gf, letsbebatman, that's her :3 ...I am a fatherless child, buy I do not have daddy issues so STFU! Hurmm...anywho, I like to do a bunch of different things...favorites have to be dancing (badly), singing (terribly), drawing (decently), and writing poetry. Here's an example:
"Look I'm a bubble :]
I'm fragile,
I'm pretty to look at,
I tend to drift off,
and I'm not going to last forever,
so please don't screw this up and just enjoy it while I'm around." -Tessa
That's a free verse, most my poems are like that xD I hope you enjoy your time here!!! <3

BEETEEDUB: I am a DC girl, sorry :3

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Skipper, he’s the stray kitten I want to adopt (Taken with instagram)

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When I see this one line^ I automatically assume its the same person talking to themselves either in attempt to get more notes or they are skitzo…

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gir-chan:

elysaxoxo:

pvathananonh:

anthonyaayteez:

princess-jeina:

holy shit
we are going to fucking die

2012
when the zombie apocalypse begins

I will be the last to die.
EAST COAST

this is when the whole world will end
instead of everything like collapsing or some shit, zombies outbreak and ya~

HOLY FUCK.
I LIVE IN FLORIDA.
I’M GOING TO BE EATEN.
AND WE’RE GONNA BE REALLY CLOSE TO MIAMI THIS WEEKEND BECAUSE WE’RE VISITING FRIENDS.
FUCK. I’M GONNA DIE.

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aanzhen:

hearts-not-parts:

helivesunderawaterfall:

motherfuckin-snozzberries:

look at this precious thing
fucking look at it

and then you look to the apparent dead body in the back

When good bunnies go bad.

THAT ONE IS EATING HIM

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holybat:

rhapsody-tardisblue:

sexistmorons:

babybritainx:

JC Penney’s new ad for Father’s Day
The text reads:
“First Pals: What makes Dad so cool? He’s the swim coach, tent maker, best friend, bike fixer and hug giver—all rolled into one. Or two.” The text at the bottom reads: “Real-life dads, Todd Koch and Cooper Smith with their children Claire and Mason.”

I can’t.
it’s
I can’t

ADVERTISEMENT YOU’RE DOING IT RIGHT I’M LOSING A BIT OF SHAME FOR MY CAREER NOW

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I don’t look past today because the future is frightening, the past is saddening, today is comforting. Let me explain why, if I don’t waste my time puzzling out the sketchy problems of tomorrow or cleaning up the stained in problems of yesterday I have all day to fix the issues of today. Make sense?

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retrogasm:

Why those sneaky Disney bastards…

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4sima:

i will continue to reblog this until it gets the notes it deserves because elephants
If your heart isn’t melting it’s because you don’t have one.
the smile on my face
TOO MUCH LOVE.
Oh my goodness.
I will reblog this every time it appears on my dash because elephants.

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Do not flirt when you’re in a relationship.

helloimnicolo:

Just don’t. I mean if you’re in a relationship, it’s not cute or funny in any way for you to go off and flirt with someone else. You’re with someone who is possibly hurting or jealous, because you go off and do such things. Sometimes, this person you’re with will say it’s okay, but it’s because they put up with it, only because they adore you to pieces, they love/like you a lot.

(Source: boyslikegirlslikeboys, via d1re)

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obesealpaca:

When an employee at the McDonald’s drive through asks me how I’m doing, I always ask them back, just in case they need someone to talk to because you never know

Those fries could be salted with tears

(via missmynnie)

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